This 30-acre Scottish golf course (with 4 cottages!) is available for just over $2 million

Earlier this week, long-time Loch Ness Monster expert Adrian Shine made the surprising confession that the legendary monster is probably not real. “They were all fake,” he said of the numerous sightings over the years. “It was a lot of fun. It would be great to have new evidence.”

It’s a painful loss for a man who has dedicated much of his life to a singular and strange cause, but maybe it’s time for a new obsession: running golf courses. If so, Mr. Shine, we have the perfect place for you. It’s right next to Nessie and an overturned log.

That’s correct! The independently run Aigas golf course in the Scottish Highlands is on the market for £1.5 million. That’s just over $2 million for American readers looking to dramatically change their lives. In addition to the course itself, the 30-acre facility includes four fully furnished cottages, a clubhouse, parking, and even a practice range.

Bell Ingram’s listing describes the property as a “great lifestyle opportunity,” and the photos are otherworldly. It’s not often that you have a reason to buy your own nine-hole golf course and head out to the Scottish Highlands.

Aigas Golf Course was established in 1993 and currently offers memberships for around £300 a year, with adult green fees starting at £20. This is a par 33 course where you can get a 50% discount on green fees if you stay in a cottage on the premises.

It doesn’t matter if you’re a (former) Loch Ness expert or an academic reading this on the toilet instead of working. Now is your chance to own a golf course. New year, new you…right?

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